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Trailer Park Mince Pie


I was going to make an awesome pot pie for you guys, but my puff pastry smelled kind of rancid, so I had to scrap that idea and go with something else. 

Inspired by Donald Trump’s football stadium rally in Alabama, I made the white trashiest, border fence building, oxycontin chewin’, cousin kissing, $9/hr Republican dinner I could think of. 

The crazy part: it was actually really good, and I’d make it again. 

Ingredients:

4 slices of toast (white bread preferred)

1 Pkg. ground beef style veggie crumbles (you can just crush up 4 veggie burgers and it’s the same thing)

1 16oz. can peas and carrots with the juices (don’t get all fancy with fresh veg, it won’t taste right)

1 10oz. can Cream of Mushroom Soup

Salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, some kind of dried herbs

Parmesan cheese (from that green shaker can)

Instructions:

1- Preheat oven to 400F

2- Cover the bottom of a baking dish with the toast 

3- In a saucepan, combine the crumbles, veg, cream of mushroom and spices. Stir that up and give it a taste. Adjust spices if needed. 

4- Pour the mixture over the toast line baking dish.

5- Cover the top with the parmesan.

6- Bake for 45 minutes

7- Pull that sumbitch out. Let it cool down a little. Slice it up like a cake. 

8- Make America Great Again

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