Summer Cucumber and Apple Salad

Let’s pretend you have friends. And let’s pretend one of those friends invites you to a BBQ at their place. You know you can’t just show up empty handed like a total mooch, so you bring a bottle of wine, but is that really enough?

You should really bring a dish. But what the hell are you going to bring?

Your boy Eddie’s looking out for you. This is the easiest and summeriest salad, and it’s slightly different to the basic bitch salads most people are used to, so you’ll seem like a genius. 

Ingredients:

6 Granny Smith Apples, medium dice

12 mini cucumbers or 3 huge seedless cucumbers, sliced in rounds

1 C sliced green olives

Juice of 1 orange

Glug of olive oil

salt and pepper.

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl with a cover. Mix together and taste for seasoning.

2. Refrigerate until you need to serve. Drain before serving

3. Blow minds